There are a lot of pros to yoga: it’s calming, good for your body and extremely beneficial for all around health.
The other thing we learned about yoga is that some of the poses seem like they’d lend themselves to pretty good positions in bed.
Now keep in mind, this is all in theory (we haven’t gone the extra mile with the ideas to try them with our partners yet), but here’s the list of positions we think might have some pretty awesome benefits in the umm, how do we put this appropriately? In the…well, you know.
Forget it, we can’t think of anything clever. In the act of sexual intercourse.
There. We’re all adults here, aren’t we? ( remember this is just for fun, don’t take anything too seriously here haha)
1. The Bridge Pose
This straight up looks like something straight out of the kamasutra anyway, so why not give it a try.
Hips up like the ol’ London Bridge. Easy enough. Worst case scenario, if it’s too hard to manage staying upright, you can use the area under your back for storage of pillows, then just go to sleep and forget you even tried to do something a little weird and different during your private time.
2. The Cat Pose
Probably not the easiest pose to sell to your partner. “OK, here’s the deal. Remember Garfield? Not him, but we are going to be trying this sort of cat thing I learned today in yoga class, cool?
All you’ve got to do is arch your back like a terrified kitty on Halloween night. Cool? ” Probably not cool, no.
3. The Cobra Pose
We realize if the cat pose doesn’t seem appealing, how will the cobra? “Check this out, honey: you lay in bed and I’m going to slither my way in by way of the floor. By the time I make it on to the bed, I’m going to pretend you’re the prey and I’m a creepy, scaly snake.” haha
4. Cow Face Pose
This is the “but her face” pose of yoga. It’s awesome, but it doesn’t look so good – but it may…MAY…just translate pretty well in bed. The only thought we had is you might want to consider going full throttle on the whole farm theme instead of a cow thing.
Two farmers meet in the still of the night and make sweet, sweet love by the old hay pile.
5. Hero Pose
I mean, come on! This thing is called the hero pose. YOU COULD BE A LOVE MAKING HERO. I feel like there isn’t much question here, this pose should be a staple of every late night encounter. “OK, sweetheart, buckle up, we will now be engaging…in the HERO POSE!”
So what is it you ask? Basically just upright sitting with your legs underneath you. So yeah…not great…but IT’S CALLED THE HERO POSE.
Because there are literally hundreds of yoga poses, not all of them could make this list, but frankly, we’re thinking yoga overall makes you flexible AND teaches you how to use that flexibility to bend in ways you never thought possible. Yoga and baby making time? A match made in heaven!
Namaste.
The yoganum family
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